Laughter - A Best Medicine

Equation on 'What is human?'

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First Equation

• Human =  Eat + Sleep + Work + Enjoy 

Then what is donkey?

• Donkey = Eat + Sleep + Work

So     Human = Donkey + Enjoy
         Human - Enjoy = Donkey

Second Equation

        Man = Eat + Sleep + Earn Money
        Donkey = Eat + Sleep

So,   Man = Donkey + Earn Money

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So,     Man - Earn Money = Donkey. 

In another words, a 'Man' who does not earn money is 'Donkey'

          Woman = Eat + Sleep + Spend
          Donkey = Eat + Sleep

So,     Woman = Donkey + Spend
          Woman - Spend = Donkey.



Therefore 'Woman who 'Do not Spend' is donkey.

To conclude from equation 2 and 3

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Man who do not earn money = Woman who do not Spend. Therefore

 'Man' earn money no to let woman become donkey and 

a Woman spend money not to let the Man become donkey !

So, we have

• Man + Woman = Donkey + Earn Money + Donkey + Spend Money

There for from 'Postulates' 1 and 2 we can conclude

"Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together !"

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INSTALLING HUSBAND

A woman writes to the IT Technical Support

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

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In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0,MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1 .

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5..3 to fix these problems but it just doesn't seem to work.

What can I do?

Signed,........................

Reply from IT Help Desk

Dear Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, While Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5..

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Beer 6.1..

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)



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In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

To summarise - 1.0 is a great program. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.

We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam!

IT SUPPORT DESK..

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A couple was having dinner at a fancy and famous restaurant.

As the food was served, the husband said,  "The food looks delicious, lets eat."

Wife: "Honey...... you say prayer before eating at home."

Husband:"That's at home sweetheart...... here the chef knows how to cook !!"

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